1)Synonym for the word and gesture "schwing"
2)The speed at which a male can achieve a full erection.
3)When a male receives oral sex, he, intentionally or unintentionally, sticks his genatalia in the giver's eye socket.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.