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A doctor of questionable ablitiy and reputation.
Even tho Erin's dad claims to be a doctor, I say he's a quack! He didn't even graduate high school!
by Stella Lafayette December 04, 2004
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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A scam-artist. A person who makes up bullshit medical products or advice or prescriptions that don't work. A snake oil salesman.
Most alternative medicine "specialists" and psychics are quacks.
by Anonymous February 17, 2003
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-To quack is to perform an act that displays one's stupidity, incoherence, lack of coordination, or outright inability to relate or adapt in a social setting. Derived from the sound a duck makes, more specifically the verb form for what a duck (see definitions 5,8, and 9 for "duck") does.
-To fuck up the situation for everybody.
You missed the biggest quack!
What happened?
____ ran down the hill, tripped and busted ass all over the sidewalk and fence by the tennis courts!

How was your birthday?
Fun as shit, we got fucked up then ______ quacked ridiculously by hitting the blunt BACKWARDS! He didn't even notice for like 2 seconds, then he got up and slid down the hill and lost his keys.
What a fuckin' quack

I dropped the entire pizza on the ground.
You're so quackin.
by DaQuackyPaki December 06, 2009
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noun: slang for "crazy" common in the south, especially near areas of high duck concentration.

1. That's quack, man.

2. You're so quack.

3. Dude! that's quack, yo!
by thats whack February 22, 2009
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