I'm super bored boss. What should I do?
Boss: do your work
Me: done it
Boss: take a drink
Me: done it
Boss: Take a walk round the office
Me: done it
Boss: well idk then
Me: I know! I'll type qmwnebrvyvucixozpalskdjfhg into my computer!
Boss: Wha-
Boss: do your work
Me: done it
Boss: take a drink
Me: done it
Boss: Take a walk round the office
Me: done it
Boss: well idk then
Me: I know! I'll type qmwnebrvyvucixozpalskdjfhg into my computer!
Boss: Wha-
by Definer2009 March 03, 2021
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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