Bob: I’m bored
Joe: type in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, or 1234567890-/:;()¥&@“.,?!’
Bob: done all those. I’ll type in qmwnebrvtycuxizopalskdjfhg
Joe: wth you really are bored!

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz