Bryan: Dude, check this out.

Jake: qewretrytuyiuoipoapsadsfdgfhgjhkjlkzlxzcxvcbvnbm

Bryan: Uhmm... what?

Jake: qewretrytuyiuoipoapsadsfdgfhgjhkjlkzlxzcxvcbvnbm

Bryan: I... I don't understand...

Jake: QEWRETRYTUYIUOIPOAPSADSFDGFHGJHKJLKZLXZCXVCBVNBM

Bryan: Dude, you're creeping me ou-

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Bryan: No... no no no no no No No NO NO-

Recording Terminated

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.