The product that comes up when a person is going through extreme boredom. Usually comes from bored students who, are supposed to be studying or have nothing better to do.

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

If you type this into Google it would say "qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp rate. (Adult / Slang) (Noun) Only the most resilient of bored people find this word. This word means you have typed both qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq into google and are still bored yet haven't killed yourself from it yet. Congratulations."

When its 3 am and you have no idea how you're still awake and decide to go onto a random dictionary and write your own definition for a word that isn't real

If you manage to see this, you've obviously already typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and maybe even mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, which means your as bored as I am. Congratulations. Type in your own definition like I have now :D

Shows boredom past even QWERTYUIOP and MNBVCXZ. All the letters on the keyboard pressed in alternate rows, a combination that can only be pressed by someone bored past insanity. Has put 2.3 million people in metal asylums.

This word is basically just every letter on the keyboard from top to bottom, going in verticle lines.
Also used is: pqzm. This represents the four corners of the keyboard.