When you're extremly bored, but you've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, or even mznxbcvlaksjdhfgpqowieuryt, but not to the point of zaqlpxswmkocdenjivfrbhugty. Achieved by dragging your finger diagonally down-left on the left side, then dragging your finger diagonally down right on the right side, left, right, left, right, as you move from row to row, with each finger getting closer to each other. Boredom Level: GET THE WEIRD JAPANESE CANDY, STAT!
In other words, get a fucking life.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy When you're extremly bored, but you've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, or even mznxbcvlaksjdhfgpqowieuryt, but not to the point of zaqlpxswmkocdenjivfrbhugty. Achieved by dragging your finger diagonally down-left on the left side, then dragging your finger diagonally down right on the right side, left, right, left, right, as you move from row to row, with each finger getting closer to each other. Boredom Level: GET THE WEIRD JAPANESE CANDY, STAT! In other words, get a fucking life.

you somehow surpassed the peak of boredom working diagonal alternating from each end of the keyboard

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Its the MOST EXTREEM sign of being bored just working you way dawn the keyboard in an up->down or down->up V pattern

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