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John: "What did you step in? There's q-sauce all over your Ugg boots."
Jane: "No worries, some twat ran into me at lunch and spilled his red Jello."
Jane: "No worries, some twat ran into me at lunch and spilled his red Jello."
by Kiko Nightfire January 27, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018