the best comedy ever to appear on the telly

monty python's flying circus was a show that ran in the 70's.

a British troupe consisting of
Graham Chapman,
John Cleese,
Terry Gilliam,
Eric Idle,
Terry Jones,
and Michael Palin
doing random skits about nothing in perticular. among the famous ones were the dead parrot, spanish inqusition, lumberjack, fish slapping, nudge nudge and spam sketches.
im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day, i cut down trees, i skip and jump, i like to press wildflowers, i put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars

this parrot wouldn't go "boom" if i put five thousand volts through it

nobody expects the spanish inqusition!

your wife, is she, is she a goer? aye aye know wha' i mean aye nudge nude say no more!

SPAM!

monty python kicks arse
by simosezso January 20, 2007
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A satirical British comedy group consisting of Michael Palin, John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Terry Jones, Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam. It is full of simultaneously intelligent and infantile humour, the likes of which can send you to the floor convulsing. It has produced a television series, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus,' along with four movies: The Meaning of Life, The Holy Grail, And Now For Something Completely Different and my personal favourite, Life of Brian.
My LTW is to see Monty Python perform live.
by Tyolin March 14, 2008
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The world's greatest comedy troupe- often referred to as 'The Beatles' of comedy. The geniuses responsible for creating such stupendous works as'The Life of Brian,' 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail,' and many episodes of their television show 'Monty Python's Flying Circus.'
The members of Monty Python, dead and alive, are all quite hilarious people. And they make fantastic women too!
by Katy December 25, 2003
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When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.
Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!
by that engel guy February 09, 2012
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"A lovely pile of filth."
Excellent for instructing your history students as to what life was REALLY like in the Middle Ages.
And what floats in water?
Churches!
Apples!
Baked Gravy!
Very Small Rocks!
by emiolie February 24, 2004
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Some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. All you wankers who think otherwise can suck my proverbial cock.
by eeting iballs July 17, 2003
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