Adjective. In reference to an individuals phallus (penis) being extremely long and girthy. It may also in certain contexts refer to the penis being slimey or slippery (like a python) in texture due to reception of oral sex often.
Have you seen Atlas' penis?
No, but your girlfriends blowing him in the corner over there, if you'd like to do anything about that. It's kinda ruining my kids 7th birthday party.
I don't blame her and I'm not gonna interrupt . His dick is fucking pythonic, I'm tempted to join her.
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another way to describe the unholy size of a males genitals to intimidate and prove their dominance along with showing their alpha presence. most notable in guys named Blake and sam
by G$420 October 07, 2019
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Inserting a dangerous snake up someone's ass before performing anal sex.
After a wild weekend of Python, Gary was bitten on his ass cheek and later died of his wounds.
by dangling_participle August 11, 2011
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To get owned or pwned. To take advantage of and make something your bitch
Jacob just totally pythoned that Access Database!
by BrianIowa April 18, 2008
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Eating way more food than necessary at a meal, with the intent of stocking up so not to have to eat again for a long time.
P1: "The department is hosting a seminar today at 12:00pm in the science building foyer. There will be food..."

P2: "Sweet, I'm pythoning it up hardcore"
by The Fano April 15, 2008
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large, muscular upper arms, well developed biceps
I don't think I could top those pythons.
by The Return of Light Joker August 21, 2011
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Python, see Monty Python
note: Python is usually used to refer the Flying Circus, rather than the movies, such as 'The Holy Grail', or 'Life of Brian'
Python Pictures presents.... something completely different! (Cue theme)
by Chris L. December 27, 2003
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