Urban Dictionary: pyrophobia

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Shit im pyrophobic, i'm gonna get pwned by pyro…

by Pyro October 09, 2002

Jul 14 Word of the Day

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?

by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004

Fear of pirates - uncontrollable anal twitch triggered by the sight of a gap toothed, patch wearing pirate.

Wendy was reluctant watch pirates of the carribean with her friends as she suffered badly from Pyrophobia.

by Yellow Beard August 04, 2006

When you have a fear of that scary fuck, Spyro the dragon, but also when you cannot pronounce the letter s.

-What's up with dickcunt over there?
-He's got pyrophobia.
-Still at least he isn't a junkie.
-What?
-Shut up (sound of gunshot)

by MasterG February 04, 2005