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pwnage in its purest form.a pwnis is not only enormous and permanently ready for buttsecks, it has the potential to pwn all matter of objects, specializing in vaginas and other orifices. in short a penis that pwns
i am very disappointed/surprised that this word is already in the UD but ill take complete credit for it's origin anyway as i have a pwnis that will pwn anyone that disputes this fact.
by box pwner July 10, 2008
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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It's just being awesome, it will be said by just typing "pwni" in to a chat, meaning you are awesome, gorgeous, beautiful. simple world.

It can be used to say how beautiful someone is.
Oh you're such a pwni <3
by Ph3noM November 05, 2009
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1. To "pwn" (aka own) a persons or animals penis.
1. That guy is going to get pwnisd.

2. I pwnis that guy.
by Penislips January 25, 2009
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