OMG I'm pwning too much, I just got a pwner boner

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow

Look at this noob, he's using the pwner boner (energy sword), and hasn't gotten a single kill!

Man, I got a pwner boner by sniping that nube in my last Halo match.