foolish (to shove sand up a hogs a with a timithy stock)

weapon of choice by Hinckle

A Putter is a substance used to ward off the infamous "land trolls". It is comprised of butter and pepper. To make this substance you would put lots of pepper in some butter and mix it well; then grab a chunk and roll it into a ball. Then freeze it until it is rock hard. Then if a land troll comes along all you have to do is throw it at them and they will flee endlessly.

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

A penis which is dirty due to the act of anal intercourse

When a girls gooch has hairs sticking out on to her lips.

Someone or something that puts people down, makes them feel slightly bad about themselves.