The shitty, loud, and just plain obnoxious scooters that generally black people ride in many neighborhoods. Generally have a flappy orange flag on the back. Mud being that black guy ridin it.
Dawg i hope his mud putter gets smashed by a semi. So tired of hearin that shit drivin up and down the street
by mr.mikey July 14, 2008
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When a female lays on her side while spreading her legs in the widest v-shape possiable. The male then takes his balls and swings them into the open vagina. Therefore making it a side-putter
I thought this chick was down to fuck, i went to through her the side-putter and she blocked me. This bitch aint no hoe.
by randycort87 January 16, 2015
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This is an extremely enjoyable sexual act where one person is doing their partner (male or female) in the ass with extreme aggression and perhaps even reckless abandon. Just before the fucker climaxes they pull out and proceed to beat the fuckee to death with a putter, preferably with a Williams Limited Release 24K Gold Plated Putter purchased from one's local Dicks Sporting Goods Store.
Guy 1: Dude are you alright? You look like you had a rough night!

Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....
by MadDogC October 16, 2012
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males; -the placing of the 'shot' (or ejaculate) in a chosen or convenient location, -usually ending up a mental, physical and spiritual challenge!
went into foolsley's bar and saw nothing but shot-putters

john was a true shot putter, he was a slave to a kuhm drop!

beth and melissa were sharing a muscular shot-putter
by michael foolsley August 01, 2010
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a gay, brownhatter, knobshiner, shirt-flap-lifter. the word comes from in the old days when navy captains used to put cabin boys over a barrel for awesome anal penetration
i could tell he was a barrel putter from the way he eyed me and my brother
by jimbob jr March 02, 2004
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where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your shit dick
where you fuck a girl in the ass and slap her in the face with your "rusty putter"
by brunoglopogos December 08, 2010
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