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n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.
Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.

Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
by DanEvans April 05, 2010
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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A putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")
I tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter...
by funkylovebunny69 November 07, 2010
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What you call a kitty-cat if you dont know what its name is.
did you see the putters run across the road!
by Jjake April 19, 2008
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A nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you're too drunk to think of anything better.
"Whoa Putter! Stop swinging at me like that!"
by Jenksy Cat February 05, 2005
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(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"
"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"

-Adam

"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"

-Eve
by Yelle-na April 26, 2009
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red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.
"Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"

"MMMMMMM PUTTER HUNGRY"
by NAAACKK February 08, 2005
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