n. A loud middle-aged or elderly man usually found in pubs, betting shops, municipal golf courses, flea markets and bus rallies throughout the UK. The word 'putter' in this sense has origins in 'punter' and of course an old putter will 'putt around' - invariably getting in everone's way in the process.
Putters usually follow a traditional dress: Cap or trilby hat, golf attire, blazers, flasher-macs and unfashionable spectacles. They are very traditional in their views and despite their generally working class origins, they will vote Conservative.
Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
Putters love to whistle- loudly. A putter's whistle is often tuneless and full of sentimental vibrato - usually some unmusical version of a wartime number.
Putters can be grumpy and very impatient with young people.
by DanEvans April 05, 2010
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by Jjake April 19, 2008
by Jenksy Cat February 05, 2005
(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"
"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"
-Adam
"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"
-Eve
-Adam
"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"
-Eve
by Yelle-na April 26, 2009
When a female lays flat on her back I it’s her legs spread you or a friend stand by her feet with a putter and a golf ball and “happy Gilmore” it into get vagina
by Their dheheie April 08, 2020