Top definition
The word putinpie is a pet name that Vladimir Putin gave to Donald J Trump to make him feel loved and owned.
Melania sees Donald not eating his dinner, so she asks β€œDoes my little putinpie want KFC?”

When Lindsay Graham finds DJT hiding under his desk he asks β€œDid my little putinpie get his feelings hurt by mean old Nancy Pelosi?”

Donald is moping around the White House when Ivanka says β€œIt looks like my little putinpie needs to go to Mar-a-lago to go golfing.”
by #L1C4 March 25, 2020
Get the merch
Get the putinpie neck gaiter and mug.
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means β€œSeize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
Get the mug
Get a Carpe DM mug for your Facebook friend Bob.
2
The nickname Putin calls trump when he answers the phone.
Putin calls trump, trump answers ”Zdravstvuyte” and Putin replies β€œHow is my little putinpie today?”
by #L1C4 March 25, 2020
Get the mug
Get a putinpie mug for your barber Riley.