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When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out and cums either on her back, her stomach, or his own stomach. Then, in an attempt to keep said cum off of the bed, the individual with the cum on them, puts their arms against their own sides to catch the cum from running off of them onto the sheets. This area between your side and your arm is the "gutter".
Chris: I am about to cum.
Jenna: Well I just washed my sheets so be careful where you cum.
Chris: Then put up your gutters.
by modena April 18, 2008
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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