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To understand a particular situation wrongly, often in a way that is more shocking or exciting than the truth.
"Why in the world did you think she was pregnant?"

"Well, she was sick a couple of times and was hugging the toilet for days... it was just one of those things when you put two and two together and make five."
by txddy March 05, 2021
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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To understand a particular situation wrongly, often in a way that is more shocking or exciting than the truth.
"Why in the world did you think she was pregnant?"

"Well, she was sick a couple of times, so I guess it was just one of those things where you put two and two together and make five."
by txddy February 26, 2021
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