Put me in coach!

The common words used by a WHITE boy when wanting to play in a basketball game.

White boy: Hey "Put me in coach! "
Coach: Sorry son, your white, its just not in your blood.

by breezy weezy December 15, 2008

Put Me in Coach

What you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one's personal preference)...what you tell your sex partner to do when preparing for oral, anal, "breastual," and/or vaginal intercourse.

The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter

*Note*
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you"

Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life"

Billy: "Good so put me in coach"

"Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach"

"Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :)

by MiiSTA MAGiiK FiiNGERZ December 8, 2009

Put Me on a Program

When someone makes you (or asks you to) do something for them or tells you something that is completely untrue for ulterior motives. It is either done for selfish reasons, to harrass, annoy, punish, etc.

My boss "put me on a program" with that whole new report thing--it is a complete waste of time.

by Diego Garcia November 16, 2006

Put me on

If I say put me on that mean put me on with you retarted ass lil girl

Aye put me on
With who

You dumb ass girl

by Put me on January 10, 2021

put me on brick mode

Saying to get the boy hard.
To get the penis hard

P1: dude she put me on brick mode wearing that dress
P2: i hope she puts me on brick mode

When a dude is sexually aroused he is put on brick mode

by rotfalmbo October 10, 2016

Put Me in Poached Burger

A burger that comes with a poached egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Put Me in Poached Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

put me on my lips

1. To fall down or faint
2. To feel greatly embarrassed

The whiskey was so strong it put me on my lips.
Feeling duped by him really put me on my lips.

by Rico Codrington August 27, 2007