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it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.
you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.
by ithurtsbadlywhenyoudothat November 29, 2010
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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The crusty mustard looking gunk that builds upon dirty pussy. Usually smells like sour trout.
by Weesnaw1414 NiggeR February 28, 2020
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