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When one does what the wife says he should do.
Staying home instead of going out drinking with the fellas.
by Ullemanden October 01, 2004
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Some bitch who dosent do stuff with girls instead just beats his meat allll day
Dude chris patton is the biggest PUSSY WANKER!!
by Jon Murray February 24, 2005
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A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.
Dude, John is a pussy wanker.
by Allen March 08, 2004
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