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(noun) An arrangement between a man and a woman who are dating or are good friends in which case the woman trades her man sex in exchange for goods or services. Such an arrangement is also mereferred to as hoing, whoring, prostituting, etc.
Nikki was talking to his grandma, and was telling her about the arrangement he and his true love Betsy had as far as pussy payments were concerned. Rolling her eyes as she began, Grandma told him, "Grandson, you about stupid as all hell. 'Pussy payments'? Humphhh, child, that's just plain ol' whoring, Mr. Two Degrees".
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by Nikki Stixx August 21, 2020
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When a guy buys things for a girl or takes her to dinner & a movie, he's making an investment to get the pussy later. Made famous by Jerry lavigne jr.
Guy 1 : Yo, I gotta go make a pussy payment later. I gotta step it up, this bitch is high class. Taking her to Jamaica.

Guy 2 : The pussy better be worth it!

Every guy makes pussy payments, there's always a price. Might be a drink, or a vacation, all depending on the girl. Still a payment.
by BeeLee Hodgens May 26, 2011
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