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A femme fatale who creates the illusion that there is pussy to be had, when in reality one is chasing a false hope.
Dave: Dude, Sasha is SO into me.
Jason: No way man, that girl is a pussy mirage.
Dave: Damnit, she was hot. Nexted.
by mistica March 16, 2011
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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