Urban Dictionary: pussitis

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.

Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.

by pantew April 26, 2006

an imaginary illness that explains why a girl is crabby or otherwise unhappy for no good reason.

Tori: What's up with Sharon? She's a super bitch today!
Alice: Oh it's just her pussitis acting up again.
Tori: Wow she has that a lot!!

by renee151 May 18, 2008

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pussitis

the state of having an inflamed puss puss

Wow girl, my pussitis is killing me, it is really red and hurts.

by The dirty lihn January 30, 2011

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stank pussitis

chronic stank puss. chronic yeast infections that cause you to make weekly trips to the pharmacy where all the guys know to stay the fuck away from you... no matter how hot you look.

that bitch suffers from stank pussitis. she produces enough yeast to feed bread to the homeless for a year. not dolce.

by lizz and big brown December 29, 2006

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PLANTAR PUSSITIS

A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.

Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!

by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019

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