Man, she had some nice titties until I got her home and then she took her bra off and her tits fell to her knees. I HATE push up bras!
by Guilty As Charged September 21, 2006
by Unknown August 16, 2003
She's damn lucky she's wearin' that push up bra or else she'd have to go home to her vibrator tonight.
by Cahoon Clansman February 16, 2004
by milese June 20, 2003
-A device used by women to spread lies.
-Since most women are verbal liars, they can take lying to the next level by deceiving people of their natural physique.
-Push up bras turn mosquito bites, pimples, and pancakes into melons, mountains, and major league yabbos.
-Since most women are verbal liars, they can take lying to the next level by deceiving people of their natural physique.
-Push up bras turn mosquito bites, pimples, and pancakes into melons, mountains, and major league yabbos.
Person 1: Your grandma has huge tits!
Person 2: She wears a push up bra, it turns her tits from an A to a double D in a single bound.
Person 1: I don't care about her lies, "Whats your number granny?!"
Person 2: She wears a push up bra, it turns her tits from an A to a double D in a single bound.
Person 1: I don't care about her lies, "Whats your number granny?!"
by ManD3rp January 25, 2011
bras which push up girls boobs making them appear perkier and bigger
BUT THEY LIE THEY ARE NOT THAT PERKY OR THAT BIG
DON'T TRUST HER SHES DISHONEST
BUT THEY LIE THEY ARE NOT THAT PERKY OR THAT BIG
DON'T TRUST HER SHES DISHONEST
kinda hot chick: hey you like my bra? its new
*pushs it up to make the boobs bounce*
very hot guy: mhhhhmmm i like what i see, how about my hands become your bra (winks seductivley)
*girl take off bra in a tease but alas THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOU THOUGHT. THEY ARE SMALL AND DROOPY*
very hot guy: you wore a push up bra you lier oh god oh jesus no thats not right
*girl proceeds to slap him and never speak again
*pushs it up to make the boobs bounce*
very hot guy: mhhhhmmm i like what i see, how about my hands become your bra (winks seductivley)
*girl take off bra in a tease but alas THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOU THOUGHT. THEY ARE SMALL AND DROOPY*
very hot guy: you wore a push up bra you lier oh god oh jesus no thats not right
*girl proceeds to slap him and never speak again
by molont bailey September 18, 2013
What silly little girls wear to try and make them selves look like they have boobs when really, once you in clip that bra there is nothing there
by KyleeYoung1999 November 23, 2014