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A small breed dog that fits in a woman's purse.
I hate when ladies bring their purse puppy everywhere they go.
by gingeredbeard June 07, 2014
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The kink where the man likes to be humiliated by having the women strip him naked and forcing him into her purse for a stroll at the mall
"Yo Tommy ever try being a purse puppy?"
"Nah bro let's try it"
by she say do you love me April 12, 2018
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