The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds
I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.
by The purple master December 27, 2019
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The Purple Hallway is one of the three hallways. It houses numerous peoples, the two most notable being the group of meme lords guarding the entrance to the dungeon, and PDROPH. The hallway is often visited by the Arson Gang.
A: Let's eat lunch in the Purple Hallway today.

B: But what about those PDROPH weirdoes?

A: Just ignore them!
by myopiniondoesn’tcount May 21, 2020
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He is wherever no one is looking and he is always there.
The Purple Man is watching you.
by The Real Purple Man April 06, 2020
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If you find this. The_real_purple_man.2020 is I, Samuel M
Brendan thinks The purple man is mark but it really might be nick.
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calling someone purple essentially means you got little life,

and nothing better to do. sorry.
Jan: HEy, you`re absolutely purple today
Erik: what? what does that mean, purple?
Jan: BOI, just go to urbandictionary.com, the definition will be there, but to be purple is in brief: u got little life, man
by vicnic November 30, 2017
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A girl that is the happy-go-lucky type and is always optimistic. She is so optimistic in fact it gets to the point where it gets so annoying that you just want to shoot her in the face.
Person 1: Who's that optimistic girl over there?
Person 2: Oh it's just another one of those skyrain purple girls.
Person 1: What are you gonna do?
Person 2: *Pulls out shotgun* Shoot her in the face.
by imnotevenreal April 21, 2015
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"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "
by Samsam240 February 02, 2016
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