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A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.
Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.
by Gaaaa January 28, 2014
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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