When a dude in a purple hat is dancing with another dude and quietly and unassumingly he whips out a pink dildo.
by cuffy92 May 05, 2010
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Friend 1: Jeff got nailed in the purple hat.
Friend 2: What is a purple hat?
Friend 1: The tip of his junk....
by SPQRTrueRoman February 16, 2016
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A "Purple Hat Hacker" is a Hacker that Defends the Internet against Pedophiles.
Pedophile: Hey, Can I see pictures of you?
Child victim: Sure
Purple Hat Hacker: "Pedophile, I already have your information and have filed a report on you"
by Miss Blue December 31, 2017
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A purple hat hacker is a hacker that wants to hack himself on every single computer system to test how good he is at hacking. And they also wear purple hats.
A purple hat hacker buys a new computer and then uses it to hack his old computer to test his skills at hacking
by Craden February 02, 2016
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Purple hat hackers are professionals at hacking and like to test how good they are at hacking by hacking older computer they own
A purple hat hacker was testing his hacking skills by hacking his old computer
by Craden February 02, 2016
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A word robbie uses to get pigmys off his top hat. He runs wild in africa.
"Get those pigmys of my tophat"
by William March 31, 2004
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