a state of being poor, destitute and lacking in finances.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A PUREZA IS A BRAZILIAN FLAMING FAG. WHO SHAVE ALL THE HAIR OFF HIS BODY. A PUREZA ALSO TAKES ALL HIS CLOTHS OFF IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS TO TAKE A SHIT. A PUREZA THINKS HE IS AUSTRALIAN BUT WILL ALWAYS BE A BRAZILIAN HOMO. PUREZA MAY CALL HIM SELF THE BRAZILIAN STALLION DUE THE EXTREME SMALL NATURE OF HIS PENIS. YOU MIGHT FIND A PUREZA WALKING AMONG US AS A TRANSVESTITE.