Purell Hand Sanitizer

You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.

"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"

by hendooshie January 31, 2018

The Purell

When having sex, the guy jacks off into the girls hands, and the girl applies to her vagina

When she did the Purell, she screamed it with pleasure.

by Blackberry March 30, 2015

Purell enema

When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019

Purell enema

When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019

Purell enema

When you wanna get drunk super fast, so you shove a funnel in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.

Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.

by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019

Purellic

To be extremely clean.

That room is incredibly purellic!

by Charles Darwin, IV June 15, 2018

Purels

1. Having multiple ways of doing something.

2. Having many, many bitches.

1. Jace has different purels for getting things done.

Jace walked into the party with all his purels.

by dr4vynn March 21, 2023