The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

A giant female ass

Another man's woman that you want to fuck or are fucking.

A home party where someone hawks pyramid scheme products like candles, lotions, sex toys, or Tupperware. The only reason for the party is to get people to purchase something. When invited to a purchase party by a friend, you might reconsider how much you two have in common and whether you want to continue hanging out.

The hopeful result of "Retail Therapy"

To celebrate a purchase of some choice item similar to a post coital cuddle.

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.