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1. a type of music combining elements of thrash, electro and crunk; punxchy.

(Pee You N X See h Why?)

2. a type of fornicating involving pig roasting one's wife with inanimate objects.
i. with only the power of PUNXCHY, violent sex, and sound waves as their weapons, big D, 98, and m'fn'hase($eXU@L HéÄL!Πو) have begun to enslave mankind and PUNXCHY on all their women

ii. don't make me punxchy you
by future josé March 03, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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