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a pun that involes a penis or something penis related.
man 1 "Great to see some of that true Tory spunk coming back into politics. Well done."
man 2 "haha nice punus!"
by dave vos nov January 21, 2011
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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Another word for penis, also used randomly to surprise someone.
"Take a look at my punu"

OR....

"Have you seen the movie transfor-"
"PUNU!"
"AH!"
by Arnold Chesterfelt November 11, 2007
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the act where ones penis grows long and monsterous. unless it is cute. (small)
when i woke up this mornin my dad pulled the sheets off me and saw my cool punu
by koli April 29, 2004
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A simplified way of asking for a blowjob, created by adding 'u' onto penis. The second U was added purely for flair.
Pünüs?
by Bighandharry November 07, 2019
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