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A complete punk poser.
Punk is dead, guys.
A punkdick will walk around saying, "oh, guess what, I'm punk," and spiking up his asshole mohawk and dying his hair with Splat! shit that washes out right away so every week he can make a Facebook status about dying his hair.
He likes to go to concerts, cover his clothing with "patches" from said concerts, and make Facebook statuses about it.
(Patches are actually cut from teeshirts and sewn on himself.)
For some reason, he is adored by girls, especially stoners and hoes.
Female version: Punkunt, a punkdick's girlfriend
Punk is dead, guys.
A punkdick will walk around saying, "oh, guess what, I'm punk," and spiking up his asshole mohawk and dying his hair with Splat! shit that washes out right away so every week he can make a Facebook status about dying his hair.
He likes to go to concerts, cover his clothing with "patches" from said concerts, and make Facebook statuses about it.
(Patches are actually cut from teeshirts and sewn on himself.)
For some reason, he is adored by girls, especially stoners and hoes.
Female version: Punkunt, a punkdick's girlfriend
Sarah: Omg, that guy's hot!
Hannah: He's a total punkdick.
Two weeks later.
Sarah: He's a punkdick. And his girlfriend's a punkunt.
Hannah: ...idiot.
Punkdick: omggz i ate donuts 6 is that to meny wel huu cares cuz ima stick and mah bezt frend iz fatt hurrrr welll i be go to the Larrrrj Penizzz concrt 2nait theyy bee myy faeivrit band i be goin with mah gerlfrend luv yuu
Punkunt; omggz this be fun
Intelligent Individual: Both of you, get the fuck off the internet.
Hannah: He's a total punkdick.
Two weeks later.
Sarah: He's a punkdick. And his girlfriend's a punkunt.
Hannah: ...idiot.
Punkdick: omggz i ate donuts 6 is that to meny wel huu cares cuz ima stick and mah bezt frend iz fatt hurrrr welll i be go to the Larrrrj Penizzz concrt 2nait theyy bee myy faeivrit band i be goin with mah gerlfrend luv yuu
Punkunt; omggz this be fun
Intelligent Individual: Both of you, get the fuck off the internet.
by hai_bai November 11, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011