Language: PUNJABI
Religion: HINDUISM

Hindu Punjabi's are from Northern India mainly Punjab, Kashmir and Delhi. They follow Hinduism, but have great respect for Sikhism. Many Hindu Punjabi families, raised at least one Sikh son after the formation of the Khalsa in 1699, resulted in Kukhran family names, as well as other Khatri-like clan names, being present in both Hindu and Sikh communities worldwide. That is also why Sikh families and Hindu Punjabi families have inter marriages.

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the wealthiest of all clans in India. (i.e Vikas Oberoi one of the Indian Billionaires)

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the best looking people of India, They have dominated the Bollywood Industry.
-Hritik Roshan
-Sunjay Dutt
-Shahid Kapoor
-Vivek Oberoi
-Abhishek Bachan
-Amitabh Bachan
-The Kapoor Family
and many more...

Hindu Punjabi's have dominated the sports in India also
(i.e Kapil Dev)
(Hindu Punjabi)
Ithe vi punjabian di othe vi punjabian di, har thaan punjabian di challe challe,
Punjabian di ho gayi balle balle,
Boliyan te bhangare oh meleyan ch ludiyaan, ehna ne chadaian yaaro ambraa te gudiyaan,
Lagde kise de nahio thalle vayi thalle,
by Khatri April 24, 2008
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1. Slang for human feces. aka Pudding Pants

2. Used jokingly about manure See: Rocky Mountain Oysters

Origin from Punjab based on the 5 rivers of Punjab. It has been socially acceptable to defecate in public, so the Five Rivers are pretty polluted.
1. "Sounds like someone has some Punjabi Pudding that needs to attended to," says the mother as she passes the wailing baby to her husband.

2. Let's fix Bob's wagon - we'll send him over some Punjabi Pudding after he eat's the Rocky Mountain Oysters!"
by punjabistar May 13, 2018
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A usually loud, hypercritical, tough, and blunt woman who hails from the Punjab region of Pakistan or India. She is definitely not a traditionally feminine, in fact you may mistake her personality for a man's. Ye be warned.
Girl #1: "Why is Gurpreet's mother so loud and blunt?"
Girl #2: "Oh, she is just a Punjabi woman."
by Pika Pikachu April 08, 2020
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Punjabi penis. The Punjabi penis is as large as their food. The Punjabi penis is always erect whether around women, men, or cows. Punjabi's are not secretive about their penises, they walk and swim in public in the nude allot.
EX 1:Cant find a towel in the shower? just walk out with your big Punjabi Penis and get one.
EX 2: dad my privates hurt. Dad: OK. lets have a look.
EX 3: Guys the 10 of us should go swimming. Person 2: ok. (Everybody strips and jumps in a lake)
by PenisRater October 06, 2013
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The Punjabi Cum-shot is where a male hollows out a dildo while filling it with curry and harshly shoving the dildo into another mans anus several times which will then make the mans anus turn bright red in a fiery pain leading to a rushing wave of cum to excrete from the penis into a bowl of curry which is then served with rice and eaten by the insertee of the curry dildo.
last night, Cletus and i were out huntin' for bears in wild country when we found ourselves in a cabin with only a bowl of curry and a hollow dildo, the Punjabi Cumshot was our only option to escape the wrath of the bears.
by inglebert st dick rape October 16, 2010
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When a Singh unleashes their ultimate sexual finishing move while tensing their traps. It is commonly known as performing the Punjabi Piledriver. There is the famous tale of 3 blondes who experienced this in one week
Dhurdeep "These white girls love my spicy aloo and saag paneer man, they can't get enough of it!"

Jim "What do you mean?"

Dhurdeep "I fucked them so good, they call me the Punjabi Piledriver! I'm god's gift to women. I can keep going all night!"
by Tuppy Tours September 07, 2020
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the empty vehicle driven by a Punjabi Taxi-man at 2 am around stevenage, hitchin and luton, with little regard for speed limits, the highway code or safety of other road users, while on their way to a fare.

The expression is quite common in stevenage where it originated, due to the large amount of Taxi cabs driven by people of asian origin.

Note, that even non-asian taaxi drivers can be refered to this way if they are driving in the manner describes above.
"shall we walk or take the punjabi taxi?"
by Borne August 28, 2006
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