When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.
John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...
by BradyWasHere December 06, 2019
Listening to your annoying friend named Lyssa asks you questions about a worthless end of year practice exam
And while you're writing your definition on Urban dictionary she stares over your shoulder and argues with everything you put down.
And while you're writing your definition on Urban dictionary she stares over your shoulder and argues with everything you put down.
by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 28, 2019
by Adiis.pa September 18, 2021
A not really long cock, often is punisher in this case used ironically since this is not the most pleasing a penis could be.
Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"
by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020
by Nwne November 04, 2018
A consequence of a bad choice Instagram post that was seen by a parent or authoritative figure in a young person's life.
"Excuse me, did you post a video of yourself breaking your brother's lava lamp? Well that's a Insta Punishment, young lady!"
by Reali_D June 28, 2020
Getting piss drunk off of cheap beer then attempt to do a flying pile-driver into your partners asshole
by Nigerian knuckles February 26, 2018