When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.
John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...
by BradyWasHere December 06, 2019
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Listening to your annoying friend named Lyssa asks you questions about a worthless end of year practice exam
And while you're writing your definition on Urban dictionary she stares over your shoulder and argues with everything you put down.
by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 28, 2019
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When you get aux and your music sucks, so you don’t get aux for a week.
No don’t give him/her aux, there on aux punishment.
by Adiis.pa September 18, 2021
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A not really long cock, often is punisher in this case used ironically since this is not the most pleasing a penis could be.
Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"
by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020
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Level 5 Punichment is best described and portrayed in the action film, “The Passion of the Christ”.
Oh you shared the quizlet... You know that results in level 5 punishment right?
by Nwne November 04, 2018
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A consequence of a bad choice Instagram post that was seen by a parent or authoritative figure in a young person's life.
"Excuse me, did you post a video of yourself breaking your brother's lava lamp? Well that's a Insta Punishment, young lady!"
by Reali_D June 28, 2020
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Getting piss drunk off of cheap beer then attempt to do a flying pile-driver into your partners asshole
Dude me and Stacy went to the bar and she let me do a Irish punisher on her
by Nigerian knuckles February 26, 2018
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