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Dude, I was so stoked about seeing Mila Kunis in the sex scenes of No Strings Attached until I found out she didn't show her punis.
by el caballo blanco July 30, 2011
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When one feels the need to yell out "G-UNIT" AND "PENIS" at the same time. Which resaults in the merging of the two words, creating one amazing word: P-UNIS!
by pachya March 24, 2005
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Check out the punis on that poor bastard - its so small that everytime he takes a piss he gets his pubes wet
by becy July 25, 2004
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A man is said to suffer from the condition known as punis, when one or more of his pubic hairs is longer than the penis itself.
Did you hear about that kid Jerome? He actually trims his pubes so that nobody will know he's got punis.
by Professor HG December 30, 2007
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A penis that is inside the vagina of a female. When aroused by penile penetration, or other stimulation from fingers or tounge, the penis pops out, genraly forcing the parter out.
I was eating out her puss and then this dick just pops into mouth mouth..... She had a fucking punis!!
by Vag Masta March 11, 2003