Urban Dictionary: punhole

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Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.

Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.

He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"

She:"You are a fucking punhole."

by Metaphors Be With You March 30, 2010

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Be reet

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.

Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."

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punhole

Definition 1. noun: A conversation between two or more punsters.

Definition 2. noun: A person engaged in emitting puns.

He: "I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realized that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"

She:"You are a fucking punhole."

by Metaphors Be With You March 30, 2010

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