The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring total consciousness and a plethora of lulz.
by ADCS May 21, 2009
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When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.
"Ugh, Fletcher Shears is so hot, I want him to punch me in the face!"
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."
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V. To stimulate the penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.
I am going to go home and punch myself in the face, then go to sleep.
by Terry39 October 28, 2007
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A persons face that simply by its presence demands action, usually punching (kicking, slapping or stabbing also apply).

Victims are helpless to resist physically damaging people who don't cover up their 'Punch me face' due to an allergic reaction with the optic nerve.
Examples include but are not limited to: Justin Bieber, The cast of jersey shore

Person1: There is a Justin Bieber gig tonight.
Person2: They have to pay security A LOT to keep the audience back at his gigs
Person1: why? His musak sucks!
Person2: Yes, but he has punch me face
Person1: You mean like the cast of Jersey Shore?
Person2: Correct Sir!
by punchlinestapler September 23, 2010
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The ring of punch found around a kids mouth after mass consumption of fruit punch. Though typically found in shades of red it can also be found in green, orange, purple, and blue. Punch face is usually accompanied by cookie crumbs, childhood obesity and an impoverished single mother.
Jake: " Hey bro that kids face is sunburned around his lips."

Brandon: " Nah man see the cookie crumbs on his shirt? He's dealing with chronic punch face."
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A typical jewish comeback. Originally used frequently in a classic Jewish comedy sitcom entitled "Temple Bank".
I'm gonna punch-you-in-the-face at a incredibly fast pace of speed.
by Wang P. Freely April 04, 2003
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(Adjective)

A reference to the type of face adorning someone who you want/need to punch in the face, with or without justification.
I'm so sick of my fucking boss. He has a serious punch face.
by on the way out February 03, 2010
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