While on the dance floor by yourself, begin to throw wild punches up, down, left, right and in circles. After 2 minutes of successful punches, you should begin to spark the attention of others who may either be in utter shock or admiration. Those in admiration will proceed to throw sporadic punches with you. You have officially started the party off right with the punch drunk dance.
After your last final of the first semester of law school you proceed to get hammered with classmates at a local bar. At the bar, you have consumed more than 5 drinks within 30 minutes. You begin to "hear the beat" from the bar's jukebox and walk to the middle of the dance floor. Punches naturally flow from your body like bruce lee with dementia. Consequently, you provoke classmates to do the same. The title of such classic dance moves is called the "punch drunk dance." *Warning: Blows to the face may occur.
by a_i_Dub January 11, 2012
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is when you get so drunk that you fall in love with every girl, but no one wants a part of you because you are an emotional drunk wreck. basically your drunk and in love but you really are just a nutball.
max is so sexy, to bad hes such a punch drunk love. he flirts with every girl but only finger blasts them.
by mr cool ice May 14, 2011
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someone who has been punched too many times and now its stupid (ie mohammed ali)
wow i think schnur has been punched too many times, hes starting to sound like a punch drunk dummy
by smarterthanallthou September 7, 2009
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When your ex or existing partner is obviously in love with somebody new and tries to hide or deny it... But it's obvious to everyone.
Like a drunk denying that they're even intoxicated,Gina was not aware of the long distance sparkle in her eyes..or who she was really in-love with,but it was as obvious as a Drunk-Punch Love in the face to everyone else.
by Fungal Socrateas September 10, 2021
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Regardless if you are drunk or not, your 'hole' will feel drunk.
To be anal or vaginally fisted into a orgasmic "drunk" euphoria.
*After an intense anal fisting between 'Roger' and 'Allen'*
Roger: "Wow that was insane!!

Allen: "You really punched my hole drunk!"
Or
"Hey do you want to punch my hole drunk!?"
"Of course, how could I say no??"
by Big Daddy Crenshaw November 13, 2019
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What you'd likely become if you partook of da Enchantment Under Da Sea's party-libation after Biff Tannen spiked it with booze.
One popular theory about why George McFly had da courage to **punch** Biff Tannen (besides da fact dat Biff was molesting a girl whom George liked a lot) is dat George had unknowingly imbibed a measure of "liquid courage" from drinking **punch** dat Biff himself had whiskey-spiked, making George a trifle **punch-drunk** and thus partially bolstering his normally-wimpy nature and suppressing his conflict-avoidance inhibitions for a while.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
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