Urban Dictionary: punch clown

1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes

David Dreman is such a punch clown!

by neilr July 10, 2004

by Nick Conte October 04, 2005

by Hank February 01, 2003

Excuse me mate, I need to go punch the clown.

by Chad Martin January 21, 2004

To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.

I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.

by Naughty February 08, 2005

1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals

Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.

by Kenneth L. October 27, 2005

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

by Chris March 14, 2005