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-The entanglement of public hair between two or more people during sex with the intermixing of fluids into the fibrous, visceral, web.

-'Rat King' of Pubic Hair between two partners.
"How was your night Bob?"
"Let's just say the Old lady and I don't like razor bumps. Unfortunate for us, we got into the ol' pumpy clumpy."
by Harry McVein March 21, 2011
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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