Two Pump Dump

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.

It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.

by The Dogg August 12, 2014

three pump dump

When a male is having sexual intercourse, and completes three strokes and dumps his load

Ben is a three pump dump man.

by Scoobman July 16, 2006

one pump dump

Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.

Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."

by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019

Two Pump Dump

One who usually ejaculates after approximately two thrusts of the penis during sexual intercourse, with the opposite or same sex.

Typically one who remains abstinent.

Paige:" So, how was Ivan last night;)?"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"

by Nash Carlton January 17, 2017

Pump a Dump

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”

“Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”

by Slobknob247 March 5, 2019

Pumping and dumping

When you whole team on siege runs pump shotguns (popularized by Supreme_aidan)

that greedy jager we are Pumping and dumping the attacker’s

by Supreme_aidan March 19, 2019

Pumping and dumping

The pumping refers to the rhythmic motion during sex and the dumping refers to the climax of the male.

The last time he was pumping and dumping, I got pregnant!!

by CrankyEngineer February 6, 2018