When a male is having sexual intercourse, and completes three strokes and dumps his load
Ben is a three pump dump man.
by Scoobman July 16, 2006
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Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.
Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."
by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019
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“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”
Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”
by Slobknob247 March 05, 2019
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When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.
Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021
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A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.
Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...
by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020
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When a woman gives you a hand job while you take an enormous shit on her chest.
Yeah bro, me and Annie love a good old fashioned Pump and Dump.
by DogeRager January 30, 2021
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When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.
Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it
by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018
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