n. The act of masturbating in a gas station bathroom while defecating.
Steve: "Dude, pull over at this gas station. It's urgent."
Jeff: "Why?"
Steve: "I need to take a Pump 'n Dump. Bad."
Jeff: "A what?"
Steve: "Look it up."
Jeff: (searches Urban Dictionary) "Oh my god that is horrifying. People do this?"
by PriceIsRight November 24, 2013
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The act of using a giant fleshlight while simultaneously taking a monumental bowel movement
Alright fine, I'll play some Mario Party. Just let me go pump n' dump first
by koonmagic November 28, 2010
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The companion technique to the blumpkin. Intercourse (usually anal) performed while the pitcher defecates is referred to as a pump n dump.
I was giving her the ol' Pump N Dump, right before I finished that shit off with a blumpkin.
by Sp0o/\/?! May 09, 2008
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When there's been a lot foreplay and it only takes two pumps of a penis to get them to cum
I was with my date last night and it ended with a two pump cum dump
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When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.
Last night me and my cousin did a double pump cum dump!
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“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”
Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”
by Slobknob247 March 05, 2019
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When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.
Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.
by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021
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