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the act of mixing urine and semin together. Drinking by sluts, hoes, and prostitutes.
John was pumming so his 80 year old whore wud be happy.
by The Shiznit Of The Hizzy October 27, 2003
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The act of pissing and cumming at the same time, preferably involving a sexual partner. The mixed fluid produced is 'pum', therefore, pumming.
*balls deep in a solid 9/10*
"Bitch, I'm pumming"
"But why?"
by im pumming February 12, 2018
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The act of pooping and cumming at the same time, typically without a sexual partner.
"Last night I was pumming on the toilet"
"One time I came when I was pooping. I pummed"
by TheSStrainwreck June 17, 2018
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