similar to a cougar hunter, except its a younger man attracted to and pursuing a mid-30s woman who is older than him.
by Miss Puma February 23, 2017
by Joshua Borstad May 07, 2008
Puma said he was gonna take me to meet Chuck Norris, but all I ended up meeting was Lou Norris, Chucks third cousin. Dude, you got Puma-ed!!!
by Beefstick January 06, 2003
To have an attraction to , or love for, or a strong desire towards a 40+ Latina "cougar".
Inspired by Gov Mark Sanford of South Carolina, a conservative holy roller, who cheated on his wife with a 40+ Argentinian cougar
Inspired by Gov Mark Sanford of South Carolina, a conservative holy roller, who cheated on his wife with a 40+ Argentinian cougar
Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina has a bad case of PUMA FEVER, since he is willing to risk his career, marriage, and credibility, for the love and desire he has for his 40+ Argentinian mistress.
I get a case of PUMA FEVER every time I see Selma Hayek or Myrka Dellanos.
I get a case of PUMA FEVER every time I see Selma Hayek or Myrka Dellanos.
by TJinSD July 13, 2009
Patrick used the rolled up piece of paper to take a chunk out of the ceiling, converting the rolled up piece of paper into a Puma Stick.
by Tyler the Puma November 08, 2007
An attractive woman professor, 30-something maybe early 40's, looks like Jennifer Beal or something like that, dresses in tight suits and gives you brain boners, maybe a brainjob or two. She might even fuck you in her office if you're her smartest student cz IQ points make her wet.
I really got my tuition's worth out of her class - she's a Professor Puma, I got a brainjob AND a blowjob!
by professor fuckrastinator March 31, 2011
WOW, the Packers just got absolutely puma'd by the Vikings this weekend.
I'm going to puma you in basketball this weekend.
I'm going to puma you in basketball this weekend.
by Ryoooooon September 14, 2006

