A Pulse Man is a person that goes around checking the pulse of erect penises.
Dave: Hey Pulse Man can I have my dick pulse checked
Pulse Man: No
by The Pulsar March 03, 2018
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Noun:

1. A raging African American homosexual who can not stop masturbating ambidextrously due to his chronic CMD.

2. The 3rd cousin of a Porch Monkey, which has settled down in common upper class districts and suburbs along U.S. States with high urban populations.

3. A term given to modern day Rap and R & B artist whom think an auto-tone and a single chorus and repetition compose a song. This includes Rebecca Black. (Slang)

Originating from Northern, Southern, Western, and Midwestern States of the United States of America.
Pulse Monkeys have a tendency of being racist and taking welfare for granted; Consequently, the term pulse monkey is a racist slang term originating from the Czars of Obama. All the while, they have trickled into the cracks of the hardworking upper and lower class community's.This gives bad names upon the hardworking black community.
by DrDustmann June 28, 2012
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The colour of your urine changes after a day due to drinking too much pulse.
Girl 1: Jamie drank so much on the weekend, most of it was pulse.
Girl 2: Haha she must have major pulse pee now!
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the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man august 6th btw
Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?
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the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man
Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?
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A furry that forces you do Fur-day and has no true motivation aside from that.
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when you place part of your butt on someone and push as if you were going to fart.
I could totally butt pulse your face right now, Tasha
by hanaconda November 27, 2015
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